Rule#1: Don't Be A Dick!

Life's too short for bad vibes. This tee says what we're all thinking — wear it proudly.

Whether you're at a backyard BBQ, a concert, or just running errands, "Rule #1: Don't Be A Dick!" is the conversation starter that doubles as a life philosophy. Simple. Bold. Unapologetically real.

• 100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton/10% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² — substantial but breathable
• Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders for a clean, lasting fit
• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem for durability
• Available in Black & White, sizes S–5XL

Makes a great gift for the person in your life who keeps it real.